A Perfect Landing

As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the Captain came on:

"Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off."

"To those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Chanukah."

"To those who have remained in their seats, we wish you a Merry Christmas."

1.Jtube: Crossing Delancey

Is using a shadchan (matchmaker) outdated?
2.The Jewish Disorder Manual II

My diagnostic manual for Jewish disorders is back!
3.The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

This well-meaning book ends up distorting the Holocaust.
4.Carpool Craziness

I miss the school bus. Not that I’m chasing after it yelling “Wait!” but I yearn for it.

1.We've Gotta Live Together

Building unity through kindness.
2.What Is Love?

Many believe love is a sensation that magically generates when Mr. or Ms. Right appears. No wonder so many people are single.
3.5 Things a Man Needs to Do in a Successful Relationship

What kind of man does a woman really want? Hint: It's not Homer Simpson.
4.Freeing Yourself from Jealousy

Unlocking a secret of the tenth commandment.

Jewlarious is dedicated in blessed memory of Richard Allen Julis (Raphael Avraham ben Moshe) who made us laugh and made us better Jews.