When Jewish Eyes Are Smiling

A Jew was traveling on a train in Northern Ireland, when suddenly a group of men make their way onto the carriage of the train and aggressively demand to know whether the traveler is either a Catholic or a Protestant. "Neither," he answers: "I am a Jew." After a few moments of silence passes, one of the group members recovers to ask: "Well, are you a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew?"

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