Moishe and John are sitting on a bench and talking. John begins, "Moishe, you Jews are so unfortunate. My religion has so many holidays while yours has so few."
"Actually," Moishe counters, "I am sorry to say it, but we have far more holidays than you."
On the spot, John rattles off 15 holidays that he celebrates. "Beat that ,Jew!"
Moishe begins to count on his fingers, "Okay, well let's see we have Shabbos, and we have Shabbos, and Shabbos......"