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True Love

Several men are sitting in the locker room of their local Jewish Community Center. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stops to listen.

Man: "Hello."

Woman: "It's me. Are you in the club?"

Man: "Yes."

Woman: "I am at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it?"

Man: "Sure. Go ahead, if you like it that much."

Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

Man: "How much?"

Woman: "$90,000."

Man: Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Woman: "Really? Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1,350,000."

Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1,300,000. If they don't take it, we can go the extra fifty thousand. It's really a pretty good price."

Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later then. I love you so much!"

Man: "Bye. I love you, too." The man hangs up the phone and the other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. The man smiles and asks, "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

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