The Name Game
Three Eastern European Jews named Berel, Cherel, and Shmerel were talking about moving to the United States.
Berel says, "When I move to America, I'm going to have to change my name. They won't call me Berel anymore; they'll call me Buck."
Cherel says, "When I move to America, I'll also have to change my name. They'll call me Chuck."
So Shmerel says, "I'm not moving."