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Hair Raising Experience

A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved. "What should I pay you?" the monk asks.

"No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies.

And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.

That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. "What shall I pay you, my son?"

"No price, for a man of the cloth such as yourself."

And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen roses.

That day, Rabbi Finklestein comes in to get his payot [sideburns] trimmed. "What do you want I should pay you?"

"Nothing, for a man of God such as yourself."

And the next morning, what do you know? The barber finds on his doorstep a dozen rabbis!

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