Handywoman

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Moishe comes home from work one Monday evening and is greeted at the door by Rochelle.

"Oy vay," Rochelle says. "What a day. Moishe the fridge is broken please fix it."

Moishe replies, "Rochele, what you think I am -- an electrician? Call the electrician -- let him fix it."

On Tuesday evening Moishe returns home and Rochelle comes running to greet him. She says, "Oy vey Moishe, what a day! The cupboard is broken -- please fix the cupboard."

Moishe replies, "Rochelle what you think I am -- a carpenter? Call the carpenter -- he will come and fix it."

On Wednesday evening Moishe returns home and is greeted by Rochelle who is fuming. She says to Moishe, "Oy vay what a week so far. Today the toilet is leaking, please fix the toilet."

Moishe replies, "Rochelle what you think I am -- a plumber? Call the plumber -- let him fix it."

Moishe returns home on Thursday evening and is greeted at the door by Rochelle. She says, "I took your advice and called in the handyman. He fixed the fridge, the cupboard and the toilet."

Moishe says, "So how much did it cost?"

Rochelle replies, "Well he said I should just bake him a cake."

Moishe says, "So nu what kind of cake did you bake him?"

Rochelle replies, "Moishe what do you think I am -- a baker?!"

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