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The World's Oldest Profession

A doctor, an architect and a lawyer are arguing about which of their jobs is oldest.

The doctor says: "It's definitely mine. On the 6th day of creation, God gave surgery to Adam.

The architect says: "No, it's mine. Creating the universe required an enormous blueprint."

The lawyer says: "But before that, there was chaos. Only lawyers could've caused that!"

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