A Helpmate Against Him

submitted by: Eliaviva

Morty just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife menacingly.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The Chevra Kadisha would be my guess."

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June 19, 2013 / 11 Tammuz 5773

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