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On the Tip on his Tongue

Two older couples are having dinner together. As the wives clear the table, the men continue talking. "Moishe," says one, "last night we went to a terrific restaurant. You've got to try it."

"Sure," says his friend. "What's it called?"

"Um- wait a minute – what's the red flower you give to someone you love?"

"A carnation?"

"No, no. The other one."

"A poppy?"

"No, you know it's red and has thorns."

"A rose?"

"Ya, that's it!" Turning towards the kitchen, the man yells, "Rose! What's the restaurant we went to last night?"

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