Stand By Your Man
Rebecca's husband Morty has been in a coma for months, but she has remained at his bedside day and night.
One evening, Morty wakes up and signals for his wife to come closer. "Rebecca," he says, "you've been with me through so many hard times. When I was fired, you were there to comfort me. When I started my own business and it failed, you were there with me. When I had the skiing accident, you were there. When I got sick you were still there. You know what honey? I think you're bad luck!"