click here to jump to start of article
Join Our Newsletter

Join 400,000 Aish subscribers
Get Email Updates

Last Rights

It's a dark and stormy night, and Goldstein, an old man, knows that his end is near.

"Call the priest," he says to his wife, "and tell him to come right away."

"The priest?" his wife exclaims. "Max, you're delirious. You must mean the rabbi!"

"No," says Goldstein. "I mean the priest. Why should I disturb the rabbi on a night like this?"

Submit a Joke to Jewlarious

Your Email Address:

Your Name:

(Press the top button next to the Captcha logo to load new words.)
Sign up today!