A Better Boycott

submitted by: Moshe Roffman

A Rabbi is walking down the street in New York when he is shocked by a sign hanging in front of a building.

The sign reads, "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 HAMAS TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE ISRAELI"

Enraged, the Rabbi walks up to the building to go inside and yell at the owners, but he is stopped by a smaller sign saying, "THE CHEVRA KADISHA (Hebrew Burial Society)."

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