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Shloimie is sitting and talking with his friend Moishe.
"That Rubinstein is a no good-nick," Shloimie complains. "He's dishonest in business, he's a terrible husband, and a lousy father."
"How do you know so much about this Rubinstein character?" asks Moishe.
"Rubinstein?" Shloimie replies. "We've been best friends for years!"