An elderly Jewish couple, on their way to a vacation in Hawaii got into an argument about the correct pronunciation of Hawaii. He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintained it was Hawaii.

As soon as they got off the plane, they ran over to the first person they saw. "Hi there," said the husband. "Would you mind telling me how you pronounce the name of this island?"


"Thank you," said the husband gloating.

"You're velcome," replied the man.

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