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High Holiday Seating

High Holiday SEATING REQUEST FORM

During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible.

1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one:)

___ Talking section

___ No talking section

2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest:)

___ Stock market

___ Sports

___ Medicine

___ General gossip

___ Specific gossip (choose:)

___ The rabbi

___ The cantor

___ The cantor's voice

___ Fashion news

___ What others are wearing

___ Why they look awful

___ Your neighbors

___ Your relatives

___ Your neighbors' relatives

___ Presidential Election

___ Other:_______________________________

3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?

__ Doctor

__ Dentist

__ Nutritionist

__ Psychiatrist

__ Child psychiatrist

__ Podiatrist

__ Chiropractor

__ Stockbroker

__ Accountant

__ Lawyer

__ Criminal

__ Civil

__ Real estate agent

__ Architect

__ Plumber

__ Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]

__ Other:____________________________

4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority:)

__ On the aisle

__ Near the exit

__ Near the window __ In Aruba

__ Near the bathroom

__ Near my in-laws

__ As far away from my in-laws as possible

__ As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible

__ Near the pulpit

__ Near the Kiddush table

__ Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services

__ Where no one will notice me sleeping during services

__ Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]

5. I would like a seat where:

__ I can see my spouse over the mechitza

__ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza

6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:

(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)

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Your name:________________________________

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