He's a Lumberjack and he's Okay
Chaim Rabinowitz applies for a job as a lumberjack.
"Wait a minute Rabinowtiz," says the foreman. "You really don't look like you're cut out for this job. Are you sure you're a lumberjack?"
"Yes," he replies.
"It's just that you're such a little man. Well, let's see what you can do. Can you chop down that tree over there? Hmmm...not bad. How about that big one behind it? In one stroke? This is what I want to see. Very impressive Rabinowitz. Really, I apologize for doubting your ability. I mean, you really don't look like a lumberjack, but you sure can cut trees! Say, where did you learn your trade anyway?"
"Well, for many years I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert?"
"Sure. Now it's a desert!"