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A Real Bargain

"Good morning sir," Morty Goldstein says as he greets the salesman. "I came to this store because I don't like to bargain."

"Well, you've come to the right place," says the salesman. "We're strictly a one price outfit."

"Excellent. I like that blue suit over there. How much is it?"

"Like I said, I don't fool around with bargaining. So I'm not going to ask $250 for this suit, or even $235. I'm going to give you my best price: $220."

"Well, you're my kind of businessman," Morty says. "That's why I'm here. I won't fool around and offer you $160 for that suit, or even $175. I'll give you $200 for it.

"You can have it for $210."

"I'll take it."

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