Golf Made in Heaven

Sam was ready to tee off on a gorgeous Sunday morning when he looked up to the sky and said, "Please God, tell me there's a golf course in Heaven."

Suddenly, the skies opened up and a deep vice proclaimed, "Sam, I have some good news and some bad news."

"So, what's the good news?" asked Sam.

"We have the most magnificent golf course in Heaven. Lush green fairways. Never a rainy day. And you never have to wait in line on the first tee."

Sam replies, "That's fantastic! What could possibly be so bad?"

"You tee off tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM."

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