The Baby Naming

A Yiddish speaking newcomer to American took his pregnant wife to the hospital, but during the delivery, when he found out they were twins, he fainted. He didn't come to for a few days so his brother was brought in to help name the children.

"My brother named my kids?!" he exclaimed when he woke up. "But my brother is illiterate. And he can't even speak any English. Oiy, so what did he name the girl?"

"He named her Denise."

"Denise? Well, that's not such a bad name. I kind of like it. And what did he call the little boy?"

"De Nephew."

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May 18, 2013 / 9 Sivan 5773

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