A Girl's Best Friend
A woman named Judy walks into a dinner party with a much older man. At dinner, the lady sitting next to the woman turns to her and says, "My, that's a beautiful diamond you're wearing. In fact, I think it's the most beautiful diamond I have ever seen!"
"Thank you," replies Judy. "This is the Plotnick Diamond."
"The Plotnick Diamond? Is there a story to it?"
"Oh yes, the diamond comes with a curse."
"A curse?" asks the lady. "What curse?"