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Three men are in the maternity waiting room at Hadassah Hospital in Israel. A doctor comes in and says to the first man, "Mazel Tov, your wife just gave birth to quadruplets!"

The man replied, "Wow, what a coincidence, I live in Kiryat Arbah and arba is four."

Another doctor comes in and says to the second man, "Mazel Tov! Your wife just gave birth to septuplets."

The second man replies, "I can't believe it. What a coincidence -- I live in Be'er Sheva, sheva is seven."

Just then, the third man faints and thuds onto the floor. The others rush over to him and one of the doctors is able to revive him. "Sir" he says, "what happened? Are you alright?"

The man looks at the doctor and smiles weakly, "I live in Meah Shearim. The neighborhood of a hundred gates."

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