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Mrs. Goldfarb takes her little boy to the beach, and as soon as she settles under an umbrella, the routine begins:
"Alan, come over here. Don't go into the water, you'll drown!"
"Alan, don't play in the sand. It'll get in your eyes."
"Alan, come out of the sun. You'll get sunstroke!"
"Oy vey, such a nervous child."