Twelve Feet Under

Cohen approaches the secretary of the burial society. "I'm here because my wife is dead, and I have to arrange for her funeral."

"Your wife is dead?" asks the secretary. "How can that be? We buried your wife two years ago!"

"No, no" says Cohen. "That was my first wife. This was my second."

"Really?" says the secretary. "I didn't know your got married again. Mazal tov!"

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