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Last Will and Testament

Abe passed away, so his family gathered at his lawyer's office for the reading of the will.

"To my wife, Sarah, I leave half of all of my assets. To my son Bernie, I leave a third of the remainder. To my daughter, Rachel, and my other son Sam I also leave a third. And to my brother in law, who I promised to mention in the will -- hello Hymie!"

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