Looks can be Deceiving
A Jewish lady was sitting on a train opposite a young man.
"Excuse me, are you Jewish?" she asks.
"No" he replies and continues to read his newspaper.
"Are you SURE you aren't Jewish?" she asks.
"Yes, I'm sure!" he replies.
A few moments later she asks again, "Are you absolutely positive you aren't Jewish?"
Fed up, and in desperation the man say, "OK, I'm Jewish" just to keep the old lady quiet.
Surprised by his response she says, "Funny, you don't LOOK Jewish."