Only in Israel
Miriam gets on one of Israel's Egged buses with her baby. As she goes to pay her fare, the bus driver says to her, "Lady, I've seen a lot of babies in my time, but that's got to be the ugliest!"
Miriam is shocked at the insensitive remark. She sits down and starts to cry. The man beside her asks, "What's the matter?"
Miriam replies, "The bus driver insulted me."
The man replies, "I wouldn't let him get away with it. You go and give him a piece of you mind. Go on – I'll hold your monkey for you."