A Sinister Sinner
Distressed over the commission of a sin, Moshe goes to see his rabbi, "Rabbi, last week I didn't wash my hands before I ate, and I am very upset about it."
"Well, that's not the most severe sin in the world, but why did you not say the blessing?" asks the rabbi.
"Well the food itself wasn't kosher."
"You ate non kosher food? This is much more serious. Why would you do such a thing?"
"Well Rabbi, they didn't have any kosher food in a non kosher restaurant."
"You couldn't find a kosher restaurant to go to?" asks the rabbi incredulously.
"What on Yom Kippur?'