Abe walks into the local tavern and sees his friend Moshe sitting at the bar. He puts his hand to hear heart and yells, "Oy vay, Moshe! I'm so sorry to hear about you shop burning down."

Moshe spins around quickly and whispers, "Shhhh! It's tomorrow!"

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