Two old timers, Max and Jake, spend their retirement discussing and debating the nature of the afterlife. They pledge that whichever one of them dies first will somehow contact the other to let him know what he has found.
Max dies, and Jake waits expectantly.
One day the phone rings.
"Jake? It''s Max."
"Max, where have you been? I''ve been so worried. What''s it like?"
"Well, I''ll describe it. I get a good night''s sleep. I get up at sunrise. I stretch a bit. Take a walk. Have a good breakfast. After breakfast I relax a bit. I take a nap. I enjoy the scenery. Soon it''s time for lunch. Lunch is delicious but very filling, and after lunch I take a little nap. I get up refreshed. I wander down to the lake. I have a swim. Before you know it, it''s time for dinner, after dinner another stroll, and then to sleep."
"Max, that''s heaven?"
"Who said ''heaven''? I''m in Montana. I''m a buffalo."