As soon as Izzie got home from work one evening, his wife Beckie came up to him and said, "Izzie, our cleaning lady stole two of our towels. Who would do such a thing?"
"I agree honey," said Izzie, not that interested. "That's wasn't a nice thing to do."
"You're darn right it wasn't," said Beckie, "They were the best towels we ever had – the two we took from the Hilton Eilat while we were on holiday last Passover."