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Takeoff

A rabbi and a priest are the lone passengers on a plan. Suddenly, the engines go out. Immediately, the priest grabs the only parachute and jumps out.

The pilot asks the rabbi, "How will you survive?"

The rabbi answers, "Don't worry about me, the priest took my tallis bag."

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