Rescue 911!

Shlomo and Moshe are our hunting in the woods of New Jersey when Moshe suddenly collapses. Shlomo rushes over to him be he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are all glazed over. Shlomo is in a panic so he calls 911.

"Help, please! Helo me! My friend Moshe is dead! What on earth should I do?"

The operator responds, "Sir, please calm down. I can help you, but first of all, let's just make sure he's really dead."

After a short silence the operator hears a shot. Then Shlomo gets back on the phone.

"OK, now what?"

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