A Real Steal

Moishe is not the world's greatest businessman – he loses money all of the time, but this time it's not his fault because he was robbed. Henry, his friend, hears about the robbery and goes to visit Moishe.

"I'm very sorry to hear about the robbery," says Henry. "Did you lose much?"

"I lost a few things, but it's OK – I got off lucky. I'm just happy it didn't happen one night earlier."

"Why?" asks Henry.

"Well," replies Moishe, "just on the day of the theft, I marked everything down by 30 percent!"

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