A Million Dollars


A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.

The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?"

And God said "A minute."

Then the man asked:

"Well, what's a million dollars to you?"

and God said: "A penny"

Then the man asked:

"God.....can I have a penny?"

And God said:

"Sure.....In a minute."


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