Glass Half Full...of Flies
A man stormed into Moshe's Bakery and confronted Moshe.
"Do you know what happened to me?" he demanded. "I found some flies in the raisin challah that you sold me yesterday. You think I paid five dollars to have flies in my raisin challah?"
Moshe, feigning concern replied, "Absolutely not. You paid five dollars for a fly challah with some raisins in it."