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A Heart to Heart

Sidney was thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Lord, why did You make her so kind hearted?"

God responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did You make her so attractive?"

"So you could love her, my son."

"Why did You maker her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."

Sidney thought about this. Then he asked, "I don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything but…why did You make her so unintelligent?"

"So she could love you, my son."

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