The Front Row
Issy was part of a group being shown around the latest theater in Tel Aviv by the owner. The theatre was enormous – the size of at least two soccer pitches. But Issy couldn't help noticing that it had only four rows of seats right at the front. So Issy asked the owner, "Why are there only four rows of seats? You could have got thousands of seats into this place?"
The owner replied, "If the Jews here can't sit in the front four rows, they won't come to the show."