Renovations from Hell
Itzik from Haifa passed away and unfortunately was sent "below." He was amazed however, to discover lush vegetation, running steams, waterfalls and beautiful fruit trees everywhere. Everyone seemed happy.
"You look surprised," said a resident.
"Yes I am," replied Itzik. "I expected hell to be very dry and exceedingly hot. Like a desert. But all I can see are trees full of every kind of fruit, beautiful flowers, vegetables, lush grass and water everywhere."
"Well," said the resident, "it used to be like you thought, but then a few Israelies started to arrive and they irrigated the hell out of the place!"