The Two Sons
Bette and Freda were speaking about their sons, each of whom was currently serving jail sentences.
Bette says: "Oy, my Benny has it so hard. He is locked away in maximum security, He never speaks to anyone nor does he see the light of day. He has no exercise and he lives a horrible life."
Freda says: "Well, my Jacob is in minimum security. He exercises every day, he spends time in the prison library, takes some classes, and writes home each week."
"Oy," says Bette, "You must get such naches from Jacob."