Rabbi Landau was standing near the synagogue exit shaking hands as his congregation left. But as Max was leaving, Rabbi Landau grabbed his hand, pulled him aside and said, "Max, I think you need to join the Army of God!"
"But I'm already in God's Army, Rabbi," Max replied.
"So how come I don't see you in shul except on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?" asked the Rabbi.
"Max whispered, "Because I'm in the secret service."