< 1 min read
Rabbi Landau was standing near the synagogue exit shaking hands as his congregation left. But as Max was leaving, Rabbi Landau grabbed his hand, pulled him aside and said, "Max, I think you need to join the Army of God!"
"But I'm already in God's Army, Rabbi," Max replied.
"So how come I don't see you in shul except on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?" asked the Rabbi.
"Max whispered, "Because I'm in the secret service."