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Jeremy asks his wife Naomi what she wants for their 40th wedding anniversary.

"Would you like a new diamond bracelet?" he asks.

"Not really," says Naomi.

"Well how about a Lexus sports car?" says Jeremy.

"No," she replies.

"What about a holiday home in the south of France?" he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks."

"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" Jeremy asks.

"I'd like a divorce, Jeremy," answers Naomi.

"Oy, I wasn't planning to spend that much!" says Jeremy

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