Same Old Shul
Sharon is out shopping one day when she meets Rabbi Levy.
"Hello rabbi," she says. "How are you? I hope you are keeping well."
"Well if I'm not mistaken," says Rabbi Levy, "it's Mrs. Gross, isn't it?"
"Yes rabbi, it is," replies Sharon.
"I haven't seen you in shul now for quite some time," says Rabbi Levy.
"I know," says Sharon, looking quite embarrassed, "I stopped going to shul some time ago because every time I went, it was always the same old thing."
"Always the same thing?" asks Rabbi Levy, looking puzzled, "I don't understand you."
"You know, rabbi," explains Sharon, "KOL NIDRAY..."