The Morning Ritual
Moishe awakes and, as he's been doing now for over 35 years, he immediately goes into the bathroom to get ready to go to work. But 15 minutes later, he's still in the bathroom and it's no surprise that his wife Rochel finally hammers on the door and shouts out, "What on earth are you doing in there, Bernie? Why are you taking so long?"
"It's simple, Rochel," Bernie shouts back. "As I get balder and balder, it's taking me longer and longer to wash my face."