The Secret to Marital Success
Harry and Kitty are celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary with a party for their family and friends. During the party, Max and Betty walk over to them and say, "Mazel tov. We're so pleased for you both. But you must let us in on your secret - how have you managed to stay married for so long, especially in this day and age?"
Harry turns to Kitty and asks, "OK for me to reply to this?"
Kitty replies, "Yes dear."
"Well," continues Harry, "our secret is quite simple. On the very day we got married, Kitty and I came to an agreement which we've stuck to all these years. We decided that I would make all the major decisions and Kitty would make all the minor decisions. And thank God, in over the 60 years of our marriage, I have never needed to make a major decision."