Last Will and Testament
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Last Will and Testament

Morris dies suddenly soon after his 70th birthday. Two month's later, his family is sitting around the desk of Morris's attorney for the reading of the Will. The attorney thanks all of them for coming and then reads out Morris's Last Will and Testament.

"I, Morris Avrahom Levy, being of sound mind, make the following gifts. To my beautiful, sweet wife Rivkah, I leave my house, my Manhattan apartment, and two million dollars in cash and shares. Enjoy darling. To my handsome and hardworking son Paul, I leave my Lexus and $800,000 in cash. Keep up the good work, Paul. To my gorgeous and clever daughter Suzanne, I leave my Jaguar and $600,000 in cash. I love you, darling Suzy. And to my brother Henry, who always told me in no uncertain terms that 'health' is so much more important than 'wealth', I leave my exercise bike and treadmill."

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