Hole in None
An avid golfer, Mrs. Epstein is at the driving range, just as she is every day. But today she notices something unusual. "Excuse me sir," she says to the man standing next to her. "You are facing the wrong direction."
"Oy vey!" he says. "Tenks for dat. Vitout you, I vouldn't have known dat. I'm blind you know."
He then turns around and starts hitting out into the range.
A few minutes later he says to Mrs. Epstein, "How am I doing?"
"Not bad," she replies. "Most of your shots were straight and long, but you sliced a few. You should keep your club face up to avoid those slices."
"Tenks again," he replies. "Such vunderful advice."
"Do you mind if I give you anther piece of advice?" Mrs. Epstein offers.
"Vit gladness. I will tek all de help you hev got," he replies.
"Lose the Jewish accent. You're Chinese."