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Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Sadie is quite ill and goes to see her doctor. "Dr. Goldstein, what's wrong with me? Just look at the state of my face. When I woke up this morning, I glanced in the mirror and nearly fainted. My hair has gone gray and wiry and is starting to gall out, my lovely skin has become pasty looking and horribly wrinkled and both of my eyes are bloodshot and bulging from their sockets. I look like someone who has just died. What on earth is wrong with me?"

Dr. Goldstein gives Sadie a quick examination, looks her in the eyes and says to her, "Well, I can say one thing for sure: there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!"

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