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Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Moishe was showing off her new hearing aid. He said to his friend Sam, "I bought a hearing aid yesterday – it cost me $2000!"

Sam said, "That's expensive, isn't it?"

Moishe replied, "Yes, but it's state of the art."

"What kind is it?" Sam asked.

"A quarter to twelve," replied Moishe.

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